He and She

She : "Can you stop watching this crazy race of your's. I need some help here in the kitchen."
He : "Ohhh,please...You know that i don't watch anything other than the race."

She : "Yeah, i know.It's me who sits and watches all those cricket matches and football stuff all night long."
He : "Now what is that you want me to do?"

She : "Can you cut some vegetables for the lunch?"
He : "No, you know i am not good at it. tell me something else."

She : "Can you atleast clean the place,before they arrive?"
He : " Ohhhh..... come on, you know it's a boring thing to do and i dont want to do it. Is there anything else that you want me to do."

She : "Ufff.....ok. Atleast go and buy the ice creams for everyone after lunch....."
He : "Ahhhhh....That is something like 2-3 hours later...Why do u want me to buy the ice creams Now? I shall definitely buy it as they finish their lunch?"

He : "Is there something else that i can help you with?"
She : " Already fuming...Yeah please stab me to death, I can't take it anymore."
He : "Ok....(after searching something for more than 2 mins.. with a puzzled look).Where is the knife...Things can never be at a place in this house.)

She : "So now you want me dead is it?"
He : "No...i prefer cutting vegetables,than arguing with you."