He and She

He : "(cuddling in bed)You know you smell the best..."
She : "(almost jumping out of the bed)...So how many women have you smelt till now??"
He : ".....(wondering why he did not think before hand before saying that & cursing his luck for saying such a thing at such a wonderful moment)."


He : "Ohh come on...It was a metaphor...!"
She : "(smiling...but still facing away from him)...oh so now what ever you say good about me is metaphor is it?"

He : "(looking above to the lord and saying this to himself)How can you do this to me......?"

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